Dinosaurs were lies, fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon.
Oh Crap it broke!!!!! Im just gonna walk away and pretend it wasnt me...
Mom: "Do you think I'm made of money?" Me: "Isn't that what MOM stands for?" :)
I just read a list of 'the 100 things to do before you die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them...
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
Life is not measured by the breaths we take; But by the moments that take our breath away. ❤
trying to commit suicide, then looking in the mirror and seeing how devilishly beautiful, sexy you are ;)
"Mom shut